I use Facebook. Lots of people use Facebook. You can use Facebook to play games, post photos, find similarities in people, and, on occasion, be able to find someone who have been looking for in the oddest of places.
Or, the case, the fucking insane-ist of places.
No, not place. Insane-ist of bitches.
And man was that a HUGE mistake.
Here, read this. Maybe you will understand. The names have been removed to protect me from the psychopath.
It all started with a picture a friend posted, know here as (Mutual Friend). The crazy psycho bitch person I was talking to is K. You will see where the shit hit the fan. The empty spaces are other portions of the convo not needed.
- KK Still hot
- K STILL GOOD LOOKEN
- Penny Ann White Hey, KK...did you know a girl by the name of DG back in your Gadsden High days? Just curious .
- K Yes why????
- K And you know me how?
- K And you know me how? I was under my maiden name back then so i ask again you know me how??
- K (Mutual Friend)i this Penny chick is really starting to piss me off have you hurd from E?
- K I just asked a question have a nice life i hate drama
- K Not more pissed at my self don't remember you that's all
- K And my last name is naaaaa not gonna tell ya haha
- K But i will tell ya that i dated EV
- Penny Ann White I remember E lol. I don't know you at all KK. I just happened to notice on your fb page that you graduated Gadsden around the same D was there lol. I put 2 and 2 together and asked lol.
- K So why would you look at someone page you don't even know? Just asking hay (Mutual Friend) have you hurd from E im still looking for him
- Penny Ann White Simple. I have known (Mutual Friend) for a very very long time. I was curious if maybe i knew you in some capacity as well. I saw you graduated from Gadsden and I have hope to locate D for some time. I thought, "Hey, I'll ask her. Maybe she remembers herand knows what has come of her." After all, this is what FB is for, right? This has become *way* more complicated than I could have ever dreamed. I just wondered if you knew her. People who even know what Gadsden High School is are very few and far between.
Notice a few things. First, it was me pissing her off. Then it was her saying it was her pissing herself off, not me pissing her off. Then is was her again getting paranoid about me using Facebook for what it was intended for. And her spelling is atrocious. Wow. All sorts of fuckedness here.
This is what I picture her looking like during this conversation:
I will never ever ever ask anyone if they know anyone else ever again.
Maybe.
Peace, Love and (get back on the meds freak!) Zombies \IiiI
1 comment:
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Yep.. I've had those same experiences.. So many times I think I just want to delete my page.. Maybe one day I actually will..
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