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The Adventures Of Zuzu Zombie, Undead Detective

Wednesday, September 12, 2012

i'm not as bitchy as i appear...no, wait...yes i am

I do want to apologize for being so incredibly bitchy all the time.  I have no outlet for it, and I can't run on a treadmill forever to work the bitchiness off.

I don't think anyways.

Anyhoo, I just wanted to say I am sorry.  I really am a nice, sweet, caring chick.  I just let the bitch out of her cage more often than not :).

Below is a photo I found here and I think it says it all.  Kind of like the DEFCON scale, BITCHY has a scale too :).  I live most of  my life between the "Enraged" and the "Annihilation" sections :).

I do wonder why, though, the outline looks more like a man than a woman....
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5 comments:

Magical Mystical MiMi said...

You say bitchy like its a bad thing.. ;) And you're right, that figure does look like a man but I've known a lot of bitchy men so meh..

Kellie @ Delightfully Ludicrous said...

Hey now, you own your bitchiness! Embrace it!

Texan Zombie Goddess said...

Oh, I own it. I just felt the need to protect the innocent lol.

Sandra said...

And there ya have it: the absolute reason we don't stop blogging. You bitch my darling! You bitch loud! And you bitch proud! It makes the rest of us bitches feel like we belong to the club! Love ya Bitch! xo

Mina said...

You just go on with your bad ass bitchy self, girl!. My own bitch sends yours a toast with a shot of tequila. ;-)~