Wednesday, September 12, 2012
My name is Penny...
I watch reality t.v.
I get teased all the time because I watch reality t.v. Real Housewives of Everywhere, Storage Wars, Bad Girls Club, Dog The Bounty Hunter (I secretly want to be Beth...she is such a badass), The Real L Word, etc etc etc. I don't watch all Bachelor/Bachelorette or Survivor stuff...have to draw the line someplace lol.
I hate t.v. news. Local, except for weather and traffic, any of the news talk show types like Today and Good Morning America. I avoid that crap like the plague.
They make me hate *everything*, and I do mean *EVERYTHING*. Myself, my country, other countries, shoes, mice, potted plants, you name it.
I love reality t.v. for an easy reason: I wanna be them.
I want to be the uber-rich socialite with perfect boobs, tiny body and unwrinkled skin sunning herself on the beach at San Tropez because I felt like hopping in my private jet that morning. I want to "live outloud". I want to be free and uninhibitated. (looked right in my head).
Don't make fun of me. I know that they are the few and far between, but, admit it: you do too. Don't lie. Lying makes your twat hair fall out....
Instead, I am an at-home mom struggling to find a job with very little education, raising three kids in a boring, cultureless, ridiculously expensive state, fighting with my weight and the multiplying dust bunnies under the couch. I have no close friends, and the only adult convo I get is either on FB or my husband when he gets home. Last time I talked to another adult female? Last Thursday. For about five minutes. When I found out I inadvertently fired myself from that pointless interpreter gig.
Maybe that last part is for the best.
Hey, a few good things: 1) I have been having particularly good hair days :). I like that. 2) Got my new inhaler without having to make another $60 doctors' appointment. 3) Not talking to anyone has made it so that I haven't pissed any one off at all. That is rare as hens' teeth these days lol.
Oh, and I sent that donation to the church in Ohio. Made a really nice rosary. Got an email back from the Father.
That was a let-down lol. No "It is beautiful!", or "Wow! They are going to love this!"
I am sooooo under-appreciated! Where are my accolades dammit lol????
*sigh* Okay, I'm done. Basically. Time to get the show on the road :)
Do you have *any* idea how strange it sounds when squirrels run across your roof??? A million tiny little feet, pounding above my head.
Maybe it's the new "The Birds". It's "The Squirrels".
That creeps me out...
Squirrels have hands....
Peace, Love and (they are plotting to take over the world...or at least the backyard) Zombies \IiiI