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The Adventures Of Zuzu Zombie, Undead Detective

Wednesday, February 1, 2012

wanna laugh?

I really hate stupid. I really *really* hate conspiracy theorists who spend too much time hoping for the worst, and then lying under the guise of "research" to scare the other stupids out there.

What am I talking about? Oh, you've seen the commercials for this bullshit. It come from some douche named Stansberry and his "research" company. He was sweet enough to take the time to make a very long, ridiculous video to try to convince the army of stupids that this country is going to collapse. Oh, I know, we have hit unbelievable hard times, but we will overcome all of it.

The part that made me chuckle the most is his claim, which he makes again and again, about the collapse of General Motors. Um, my husband works for GM. A lot of our friends and family work for GM. Yes, GM did hit the skids in a *huge* way, but we clawed our way out of the mire, paid back the loans that were made, and are soaring right now. If GM had completely collapsed, as this fucking king of the stupids said, there wouldn't be any GM, no job for my husband, etc. He is obviously a Ford owner....

So, please, I *encourage* you to watch this mans' comedy special. The drawings are fascinating. And the stupid, well, you can taste it through your computer screen. You can find this crap here:

Stansberry, go back to what you do best: picking your nose, sniffing your ass, and living in your fantasy world.

All hail Stansberry, King Of The Stupids.

Peace, Love and (hope something collapses on *him*) Zombies \IiiI


Ro said...

I agree with you, this guy is an idiot. I also think he is a scam artist using scare tactics to make a buck..Where the hell did he come from anyway?

Martina said...

Good grief, what an idiot. He needs to crawl back under the rock he came out of.

Sandra said...

Yeah, his nose picking clearly would be more helpful...can I say 'asshole' here?

Anonymous said...

Spoken like a true Michigander! - BTW, I'm back. New blog. New name. :D Missed you!

Texan Zombie Goddess said...

Magical@ Hey now! I am NOT a Michigander!! I am a TEXIGANDER lol! Nice to see you again!