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Thursday, March 10, 2011

reviews brought to you courtesy of tzg

First, a product review:

Tresemme FreshStart Dry Shampoo.

Now, I have long hair that I keep clean as possible. Now, once in a while, I will wake up and it looks like a family of greasy fairies nested on my head overnight. I saw the commercial for Tresemme Dry Shampoo and figured, "Hey, if it could help me out a smidge, I'd use it." So, I tried it.

I followed the directions to a 'T'.

Shook the bottle.

Sprayed 8-10 inches away from my head.

Shook the bottle between sprays.

Waited 2 minutes.

And my hair...

looked...

and smelled...

awful.

Left my hair not only greasy, but with an odd oily/powdery sensation and a gray spray-on hair paint look. It was soooo gross. Needless to say, I washed my hair immediately.

My opinion: save your $5 and buy a nice bottle of shampoo instead.

Movie review:

Holy shitballs. What can I say? It left me longing to watch the original, and for those of you who have seen this movie, you understand. Just don't do it.

Okay, that's it.

Have a lovely one.

Peace, Love and (makes Twilight look like nursery school? really????) Zombies \IiiI

7 comments:

Debbie W said...

Dry shampoo...nope, don't think so. I need to feel the water and suds for me to believe my hair is clean. :)

Are you saying that Dark Days is worse than the original 30 Days?? Good lord...besides looking at man candy Josh Hartnett, it was disturbingly gruesome.

Magaly Guerrero said...

This brought tears to my eyes. I laughed so hard people stared at me. I should know better than to read your blog in public lol

Um... sorry about your mane.

Texan Zombie Goddess said...

Debbie@ yeah, live and learn lol. Josh is a hottie patottie, but I thought "30 Days" was lacking. Bloody, but lacking.

Mags@ I try lol.

Anonymous said...

I've learned that dry shampoo works best on animals. I'm not kidding.
I didn't know there was another 30 Days of Night. I don't get out much. I will take your word, though, and not bother to watch it.

Texan Zombie Goddess said...

Mejis@ on the dogs? Really? I'll have to try that! Oh, trust me, that movie was horrible!!!! Wait until it goes to regular tv.

Shelly said...

hmmm, one of my friends loves the dry spray shampoo, but I dont remember the brand. It worked very very well.

I think you are supposed to brush after you spray? Did it tell you to do that? Once you brush teh stuff out of your hair, it should look great...

Which is why I can't use the stuff, I have not brushed my hair in a very long time. Curly hair, at least my curly hair looks better not having been brushed. LOL

bingsy said...

I used an expensive dry shampoo, and I actually liked its effect on my head. Sadly I realized it created an allergic skin reaction. Everywhere my skin was exposed to it itched like a mother. It was terrible.