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Monday, November 15, 2010

it's monday in case you wondered

Found this Monday meme called Curious As A Cat where they have three questions and then a photo to think about. Since it is new to me, I take artistic license and will pick and choose from the various days what questions I do, k :)? Here we go:

1) What scent (candle, soap, perfume) do you think should be banned because it’s just so annoying? Any one that smells like a dessert of any kind. I like candles and soaps that have a soothing, almost otherwordly scent to them, like sandlewood or lavendar, patchouli and vanilla , not sugar cookie, birthday cake, pecan pie or anything that makes me want to cut my own nose off. It isn't normal! Meh. Double Meh!!!

2) In public restrooms, do you hover or sit? Are you kidding?? I can't hover high *enough* over a toilet! The sheer thought of my precious desert flower hiney touchy that petri dish from hell makes me want to be ill!

3) When was the last time you flashed someone the peace sign? Just the other day while taking my oldest to the mall. Some 90 year old idiot decided that just because the light was red didn't mean that he had to stay behind the line. So, he inched forward...then a little further...then a little further still, until he was half-way into oncoming traffic. I laid on my horn and gave him the peace sign instead of the finger I had chosen earlier. REASON # 2948743984 THAT OLD PEOPLE SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO DRIVE!!!

4) Show and Tell. What comes to mind first when you see this picture? Or, tell a story if it reminds you of one. This picture is very meditative to me. The colors and patterns just make me want to lose myself in my own head...which isn't hard lol. I find myself looking for anything that is spiritual and soothing right now. I like this picture a lot.

(Oooohhhhhmmmmmm)

My hubs has today off. Wanna know why? I'm going to tell you any way. Here, the companies have days off for....wait for it...hunting season. They give people the day off of work to go kill stuff. Actually, they get the day off to go get drunk, stoned and act like assholes, but give them firearms as well. Yup, this is why Michigan's educational system is the laughing stock the top notch system it is!!! The wives left behind, known as "deer widows", spandex up their big butts and gather then in gaggles for over-eating, crafting time or massive shopping trips. I have seen it first hand and it is naaaaasty lol!! Hey, no offense to any deer widows who may read this but, come on ladies...admit it! You've seen it! You've *survived* it! It's the truth!

Oh oh oh! I discovered "West Soy Chocolate Peppermint Stick" soy milk! This stuff is *awesome*!! For you WW peeps, 1 cup is 3 points and is really nice as a chocolatey late night nummer. Unfortunately, it is probably seasonal, so I am going to get some more while I can.

That's all. Resume your lives :).

Peace, Love and (bang bang slurp toke) Zombies \IiiI

2 comments:

Mejis said...

Virginia lets kids stay out of school to go hunting with their drunk fathers. lol

Debbie said...

In response to Mejis ~ not the entire state of Virginia...just the scary parts. :)