dating profile meme

Since the "Friday Fill In" people are slacking big time today, I decided to do the Dating Profile meme in its place for now. Should be interesting...

Welcome to The Dating Profiles Meme. This meme is based on a feature from WTIT: The Blog authored by Bud Weiser. This is a bit different than an "answer this question" meme. Either you have used sites such as Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, we scour those on-line dating sites to respond either a person's profile or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. We use only "lines" that are gender-neutral. So, your mission is to respond to ten we choose each week. Seriously or with humor is your choice! The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. Join us each and every Friday!

The Dating Profiles Meme: The Full Course Meal

1. I am not a side dish--i am the full course meal!!! So you'll leave me bloated and farty? No thank you.

2. I do not want the kind of love I can live with, I want the kind of love I can’t live without. So suicide notes every time we have a fight will be common?

3. I love to be outdoors doing things from hunting to biking to riding a motorcycle to walking on a hillside to swimming in a pond to watching a polo match. And I'd love to see you walk out the door to walking into traffic to being smushed by a semi to leaving me the hell alone.

4. I believe if you meet someone on a date and you are not attracted to each other then there is no point in continuing to date. Gotta go...

5. I have been viewed as a perfectionist, but what I believe in is when you do something, make sure you do it right!! Obviously, if you are here, you have failed at your own mantra. Doesn't bode well this time either.

6. I am looking for someone who is half as happy to see me as my dogs. Do I have to hump your leg and sniff your butt as well?

7. Liars and cheaters will not be tolerated! Dammit, guess I'm out...color me sad...

8. I am in need of some down time. Then go to a spa...far away...from me...

9. I wanna be with someone who is better that the last relationship. The sex was not two good. Maybe they enjoyed themselves without you, ever think of that?

10. You smile even when soaked on a wet day. It'd freak me out to be soaked on a dry day because that would mean the Depends shifted, so I'll take your word for it.