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Sunday, April 11, 2010

sunday stealing

Today we rippedthis meme off a blogger named Calvin at the blog Calvin's Canadian Cave of Coolness. In fact this is not the first time that Cal has been the victim. This time though, he did not state where he got the meme. But, it was probably stolen there as well. So, of course, that will be as far as we go. Tracing back our theft's thieves might take some time. Link back to us at Sunday Stealing!

Sunday Stealing: The Me Me Meme

1. Never in my life have I been: arrested, because flirting is like an art form to me :).

2. The one person who can drive me nuts is: the old a-hole who figures that doing 20 mph under the speed limit on a two-lane winding road is a good thing. Get off the road and take the bus!

3. High school was: the greatest and the worst time for me ever.

4. When I’m nervous I: chew the skin off my right thumb. It got so bad one time that I couldn't use my thumb for over a week.

5. The last song I listened to was: Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance"

6. If I were to get married right now my best man/maid of honor would be: my friend Marla. She is one of the few people that still talks to me and she is an awesome friend. I would say Naomi, but I can't get her up here to save my life lol

7. My hair is: Long and hopefully will be longer :)

8. When I was 5: I was living in Germany. Good times.

9. Last Christmas: I gave you my heart, but the very next day, you gave it away...

10. I should be..: in Texas, not in Michigan, I don't care what my kool-aid drinking children say.

11. When I look down I see: My boobs.

12. The happiest recent event was: Looking around my backyard and realizing that my girls and I kicked butt in a major way

13. If I were a character on 'Friend' I would be: Phoebe. There is more going on upstairs than she lets on. She is a fun loving person who lets crap roll off her back. I like that.

14. By this time next year: I will be right here. Count on it. Dammit.

15. My current gripe is: I am fat. Fat fat fat.

16. I have a hard time understanding: Tagalog. Guess I should learn the language.

17. There’s this girl I know that: doesn't love herself as much as she should, and doesn't give herself any credit for all she has done. Can't take a compliment for nothing either...

18. If I won an award, the first person I would tell would be: my husband

19. Take my advice: love, but be guarded.

20. The thing I want to buy: MY DAMN TATTOO!!!!

21. If you visited the place I was born: You'd be one up on me. I've never been there.

22. I plan to visit: El Paso, again and again and again and again...

23. If you spent the night at my house: you'd get some sleep? What should I say? That you'd meet the weird zombie that I keep in the closet?

24. I’d stop my wedding if: the man I was marrying had cheated on me.

25. The world could do without: politics and religious zealots

26. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: spend the rest of my life in Michigan. I just don't belong here. Or speak to the shitster again. No way in hell!

27. Most recent thing I’ve bought myself: a coke. Ohh. Ahh.

28. Most recent thing someone else bought me: the dumpster we are using to clean up the backyard. Not romantic or attractive, but it is doing the job!

29. My favorite blonde is: Me

30. My favorite brunette is: Me

31. My favorite red head is: Me. Let me clarify. I was born a strawberry blonde. I had my children, and they turned me into a brown head. My hair still has a red tint to it. So, there you go.

32. My middle name is: Ann. BOOOOORRRRRRIIIINNNNNGGGG

33. In the morning I: wish I would wake up a 23 year old again.

34. The animals I would like to see flying besides birds are: Pigs. I think that would be fun

35. Once, at a bar: I did 10 shots of tequila in a row. And yes, I still remember it lol.

36. Last night I was: watching crap t.v.

37. There’s this guy I know who: wears a hockey mask and hacks up young co-eds ;)

38. If I was an animal I’d be: a hawk

39. A better name for me would be: pfft, I don't know. I wanted to change my name after my father died, but couldn't come up with anything good. I have always hated my name and how dull and boring it is. What would you call me?

40. Tomorrow I am: doing housework. Yea me.

41. Tonight I am: doing housework. Yea me.

42. My birthday is: St. Patrick's Day. Not as exciting as one would think.



Peace, Love and Zombies \IiiI

5 comments:

Magaly Guerrero said...

You chewed the skin of your thumb!? WOW! Those must've been some serious nerves!

Diosa Del Desierto Corazon said...

Yeah. I know it sounds gross lol. It starts as a pick at the corner of the thumb kind of thing and, like the thread of a sweater, just kinda keeps unraveling lol.

Lisa said...

Hey Penny, I came here looking for a different post that showed up in my google reader, but seems to have vanished here.

WTG on the WW decision - I didn't do WW, but I followed similar steps and it worked for me when I thought nothing ever would. Marla won't steer you wrong!

Miss you, lady!

Diosa Del Desierto Corazon said...

Lisa@ it was there, then I went to revise a piece and my computer died and apparently didn't post lol.

Thanks, I hope the WW works. If it doesn't, I have no idea what to do next besides sew my mouth shut!

Debbie said...

Amen to number 20. My urge to get number 7 started about four months ago. I keep telling myself six tatts is enough....but 7 keeps singing to me. I don't know how much longer I will hold out...the initial pain has been a great motivator in that respect. :)