not so wordless wednesday-if I were

If I were...loving grinched away from the Wikked one :).

If I Were. . . . .

If I were a month I’d be October

If I were a day I’d be Tuesday...I guess

If I were a time of day I’d be sunrise over the Franklin Mountains in El Paso

If I were a font I'd be Lucinda Handwriting

If I were a planet I'd be Pluto, because I often feel that people don't get what they see and dismiss me too quickly.

If I were a direction I'd be "thaterway"

If I were a piece of furniture I’d be one of those comfy chairs at Starbucks

If I were a liquid I'd be Patron Platinum

If i were a gemstone I'd be a turquoise.

If I were a tree I'd be big and shady

If I were an element I’d be earth, because I love the scent of freshly overturned dirt

If I were a tool I’d be a ballpen hammer.

If I were a flower I'd be sprigs of Lavender

If I were an element of weather I'd be rolling thunder clouds

If I were a musical instrument I’d be a 12-string acoustic

If I were a color I’d be sage green and lavender

If I were an emotion I’d be uber-bitchy...oh wait, I already am

If I were a fruit I'd be Harvey Fierstein hehee

If I were a sound I’d be a spring rain on the roof or thunder in the distance

If I were a car I’d be a GMC Acadia Denali

If I were a food I’d be cheese enchiladas!

If I were a place I’d be the mountains surrounding El Paso

If I were material I’d be silk

If I were a taste I’d be chocolate with chile peppers

If I were a scent I’d be the desert after an early morning rain

If I were a body part I’d be the pinkie finger...very underrated until you smash it.

If I were a song I'd be "Stand In The Rain" by Superchic(k)

If I were a bird I'd be a roadrunner

If I were a gift I’d be a lifetime supply of Apple Empanada Coffee

If I were a city I’d be in the Southwest

If I were a door I'd open into a beautiful soothing desert oasis

If I were a pair of shoes I'd be flip flops with lots of sparklies

If I were a poem I'd be banned in public schools

Peace, Love and Zombies \IiiI