I am in a really really really bad mood. This weekend has totally sucked ass. To. Ta. Lly. I feel the need to throw around the zombie middle finger to a few special recepients. So, without further ado:
The First Zombie Middle Finger Awards Ceremony
Second runner up: the fucker who does 30 on the main roads but 60 down my street. I hope you hit a tree and are eaten by mutant bears.
First runner up: Whomever got the job was jumping through hoops for. That's right, I didn't get it. I have gone through a thousand reasons why:
I really suck.
I am a piece of shit.
I super suck.
It is kinda hard to be your best on a one-on-one interview when a) you'd never know the teacher was the teacher until she was pointed out to you and b) you are told, in a special ed classroom, where routine is paramount, to just "hang out". Okay.
And, the winner of the today's Zombie Middle Finger Award is...........
Parents who are complete fucking assholes. This award is shared by two inparticular.
Winner #1: the parent of my middle daughters' friend who told her, and I quote, "I will give you another chance to prove you aren't an immature little girl." Exsqueeze me motherfucker? When this bitchs' daughter got a bad grade last year, the mother actually *blamed my daughter for it*! Fat fucking old whore.
Winner #2: the parent of my oldests' friend who live in bumfucking Egypt, 40 minutes away. When you say, "Yes, stay here tonight, we will give you a ride home", then you fucking do it. You don't decide, "I'm not leaving my house. Fuck you." You are a goddamn motherfucking turd who's balls should be cut off and shoved up your ass.
So, there you go. At least I gave all y'all awards for your fucking assholeness.
Thanks for listening to my tirade. I am just feeling unbelievably low and shitty. And if anyone, anyone, tells me that it is no big deal, I will hunt you down and show you what the Queen Texan Zombie Goddess can do it her victims.
Y'all have a great week!!
Peace, Love and (fuck my life) Zombies \IiiI