The 3% death possibility here is when I just sit down and beg for the zombies to eat me.Why?
Easy.
Three. daughters.
14, 10 and 9.
Apparently, they all pms at the same. exact. time.
Snipping, yelling, screaming, sarcastic comments, back-biting...and that is all before 6 in the morning. It is a tad insane.
I am trying to learn how to chill out. Take things in stride. Live in a whoosa moment. Kind of like taking a deep breath while in the middle of the riot scene from "House On Haunted Hill" (remake, duh). I'm trying...
kinda failing...
but I am not quitting...
yet.
At the end of the day, I sorta look like this:
(me on cell to hubs telling him to get his ass home...NOW!)
But I'm still here. 10 lb. bag of chocolate in one hand, AK in the other.
So, I say BRING ON THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE BITCHES! I survived three daughters.
I can survive ANYTHING!
Peace, Love and (juicy brains...right here...come and get em) Zombies \IiiI
4 comments:
I'll set the coordinates and when the Zombie Apocalypse comes, I'm flying to your house.
I think cabin fever is setting in early this year. I've got one kid who's been "highly volital" the past week and it's carrying over to the other kids and me cuz he can be sooooo annoying.
Missing dad: guess it always bring about a void. I'm coming up to the 1 year anniversary of my mom's death and it is still in the surreal stages. It's weird I can't just pick up the phone and call her.
ASL unprepared teacher - feeling your dismay, maybe you could gracefully offer your expertise....
Hang in there friend!
I'd take the zombie apocalypse over three pmsing girls any day. lol Hell, my 3 year old alone drives me crazy.
LMAO!!!!! I wrote about this very thing earlier this month. But I only have one daughter. She is 19 and add to the mix of being snippy..raging hormones for anything that moves and smells like a guy!! =] ugg.
My husband and I where contemplating the many uses of duct tape this time to survive yet another month! lol
Bless you for hanging tough with 3 of them!!!
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