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Saturday, December 11, 2010

to the fucking drivers on baldwin

I am still freaked out about a near miss tonight involving shithead motherfuckers on the road while going home with my hubs and middle daughter. If not for my hubs and his quick thinking, we would be dead from a head-on with a cock sucking asshole. This post is full of hatred. If you are sensitive, go away.


First, to the old motherfucker in the piece of shit ford f150 doing 70 through a red light, almost taking out us and one other driver:

Fuck you. You goddamn ass sucking pile of shit.

Next, to the goddamn motherfuckers on Baldwin who decided to play chicken with us. I fucking hate you. You took my family's life into your goddamn hands to have fun and I hate you. You and your fucking friend knew what you were doing. You never slowed down. You never moved over. You just. kept. coming. I hope one day you hit a tree at full speed. No, don't die, but live in pain forever. You deserve it. Fuck you fuck you fuck you.

Oh yeah....


FUCK YOU!!!!!

Peace, Love and (oh, did I say "fuck you" yet?) Zombies \IiiI

5 comments:

Debbie said...

Good lord....it sounds as if you experienced a harrowing night!!

Penny said...

I'm sorry for my language and anger, but when you are looking down then you hear your hubs say, "No way! No way! Hold on!" then he swerves onto the shoulder just as you see headlights coming at you, it tends to freak you out a bit. I went from feeling "oh well" to "holy shit" to "fucking douche bags" to "oh my god, I almost died and left my other two girls alone". It was a great night until that point lol.

MoonRae said...

Hi Penny!! I'm Sharon...nice to meet ya!! I'm here by way of Kim's blog and I think you and me are gonna really get along. I'm so sorry about the piece of shit who decided to screw with your holidays!!!! Sweetie, just remember Karma is a bitch(kinda' like you and me)and the punks WILL get theirs.
I'm off to cruise your blog and get to know you a little better. Just so ya know,I'm an El Pasoan born and bred....
~smiles~
Sharon

Penny said...

Sharon@ Hi!!!! I'm sorry that this post was your intro to me lol. Last night was just one heck of an evening. Sounds to me like we will get along beautifully :)!

Here's to karma my lovely EP babe!

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Penny said...

Sharon@ Hi!!!! I'm sorry that this post was your intro to me lol. Last night was just one heck of an evening. Sounds to me like we will get along beautifully :)!

Here's to karma my lovely EP babe!

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