I work around kids every day now, and I see lots and lots of stuff. Straws. Milk jugs. Paper bowls. None of this captivates the senses more than the spork. So simple. So useful. A fork and a spoon have an affair and we get the spork. Now you can eat a steak *and* soup with the same utensil! How can you not love that!
Sporks. Zombies. Zombie sporks. Zporks? Spombie?
Death by spork.
Killer sporks from outer space.
Zombie sporks unite.
Definitely something to sell to the undead.
Zombie hoards. Having a hard time scraping that last piece of brain from your victims skull when your fingers keep flying off? We have the solution for you!!
Perfect for hollowing out a brain cavity or an eyesocket and stabbing that last bit of meat from the ear canal. Easy to use, easy to clean! Order now and get a second for half price!!!!
I feel like a zombie spork. Undead, always hungry but useful as hell.
Let's see what happens...
Peace, Love and (the woman who made this was a *genius*!) Zombies \IiiI