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The Adventures Of Zuzu Zombie, Undead Detective

Thursday, December 9, 2010

as the world freezes over

It's still cold. Really. cold. But, on the up side, the paper work is finally done and over with. Granted, I had to give the lady at the contract house a different personal/professional reference because HR at Dearborn PSD ignored the paperwork not once, but *twice*. Dearborn, you sucked ass when I worked for you and you still suck ass now.

Maybe it is just me, but are commercials on t.v. getting dumber and, well, perverty-er? The new diabetic commercial where the actors can't read a number on their blood glucose meter and act like they are four years old. The new Trojan Vibrator commercial (personal massager my ass...or for your ass...whichever) being shown during cartoon time. KY jelly during dinner. Viagra at lunch time. Maybe they aren't getting dumber, but the world is getting hornier. Geesh.

When I began my job, I had to have my picture taken for my school I.D. Some pictures were waiting for me yesterday, but not an I.D. picture, but those ridiculous Christmas magnet pictures they give the kids. Really?

I miss my parents. At the same time, I am glad they passed when they did. I know that sounds morbid, but there is a reason for it. From the day my oldest was born, my children never received anything from my parents. No birthday gifts, no Christmas, nothing. Flat. out. nothing. At least my girls were too young to realize how much my parents hated me and, in turn, them. I'd hate to have to explain to them why grandma and grandpa just never talked to them or visited them or wrote to them or sent them anything. You can only lie for so long until children begin to know they are being lied to.

I suppose I should get ready to go to work now. At least I am an innie today instead of an outie. The temp right now is 20 degrees. That kind of cold eats at your bones.

Kick it yourself bitch!! It's cold outside!

Y'all have a good one now :).

Peace, Love and (i'm so cold i can't think of anything witty to say) Zombies \IiiI

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