The stuff that little Texan zombie goddesses are made of, living where the brains are served warm and the sarcasm is served raw.

The Adventures Of Zuzu Zombie, Undead Detective

Monday, November 8, 2010

shootin' the shite

Really have nothing superior to say. I read other people's blogs and they have so much to share with the world. Me? Not a damned thing. My life is relatively boring. I get up...I clean the house...I take care of my kids...I go to bed...I wake up and do it all again. Here are a few bits and bobs anyways...

No real political commentary or witticisms, except that Obama still sucks donkey ass...poor donkey.

Our piss-ant town decided that it just *had* to build a new McDonald's, leaving behind yet *another* empty building. I've lost count of how many expanding asses empty buildings we have around this little burg.

My ass is not expanding, praise the Lord, but neither is it shrinking. I am motivated...kinda...but at the same time tired of having to fight cellulite. *sigh*.

I still hate old people who drive. Hate, with a capital 'H'.

The hubs is off on a business trip to New York State for the entire week. This is the first week in, oh, 14 years, that he has been gone this long. It's weird, but it's not like I can't take care of me and the three anti-sexbots wonderful children. It will be the sleeping without the snoring, farting, heat generating schmexy beast next to me that will be the strangest. I may freeze to death.

Hopefully this week I will get my paperwork saying that I am an employee of Oxford Community School District. I don't care what I have to do, I will save at least a tiny bit of any money I make for my next tattoo come hell or high water.

Still hate Michigan.

Really, really hate Michigan.

No...really.

Want this cold to go away.

Want a cigarette bad.

Freaking LOVE "The Walking Dead". If you haven't seen it, you should. If you don't like it, you suck. I'm just saying.

Oh, I got a really cool HTML code from the amazing Amanda to protect my photos from being stolen. Yes, I know all you tech gurus, that there are a million and one ways to steal a photo, but hey, false security is better than no security at all, right? Go ahead and right click on my photos to see my witty message to photo stealing asshats.

Guess that is all. I have to go do laundry. And get a glass of wine get on the treadmill.

Peace, Love and (dammit...now I want gummy bears) Zombies \IiiI

7 comments:

Debbie said...

There you are!! :) Are you trying to quit smoking? If so, I highly recommend the patch. I was a smoking fiend 11 years ago and used the patch...never looked back, even when I went into a smoke filled bar immediately after finishing them.

I haven't seen The Walking Dead yet and it is killing me. Does it come on any other time than the Sunday @ 10? I have seen the commercials and curse the fact they have to have it on so late. Dark o'clock comes very early Monday morning and I think my boss would frown at me napping at my desk because I'm tired. :)

Love your right click image message...it is so YOU! :) Are you able to share the code?

Texan Zombie Goddess said...

Debbie@ I actually quit smoking 14 years ago, but my desire to have one has never abated lol.

I do believe it does. I'll have to check. I DVR it myself.

I will paste the code in your comment box, k :)?

Anonymous said...

I got the code too! I love it! :)

We already had snow up this way, not much but enough for a snowball or two.. Tomorrow the temps are heading up to the high 50's near 60..

I want snow! :)

And yeah, how 'bout those Lions??

Cogent Ascending said...

I want a cigarette as well.
:(

Texan Zombie Goddess said...

Ms. Midst@ If I ever use the words "I want snow!", you know Jesus is returning and it is time for the rapture lol. Yeah, how bout them lions. Meh. Double meh. At least the Cowboys got rid of that jackass coach! Now maybe we can regain our glory!

Cog@ sucks...I know...

Debbie said...

Hmmm...my comments did not like the code ~ they wouldn't even allow me to see it! Possible to send via email?? Please and thank you. :)

Texan Zombie Goddess said...

will do!