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The Adventures Of Zuzu Zombie, Undead Detective

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

1 potato, 2 potato, 3 potato, 4...

5 potato , 6 potato, on my ass NO MORE!!!
As of weigh-in last night, since joining Weight Watchers in mid-April, I have lost 21.4 pounds! Four 5 lb. potato bags plus a few. Never thought I'd see the day, but here it is! I have 50, yes *50*, more pounds to go, but I know I can do it. I will plateau, and I will have days when it feels like nothing is happening, but it *is* happening :):):)! Hell, my damned boobs are *shrinking*, and I am soooooooo ecstatic about that lol! For a 5'2 Texas zombie flower with a size 38G chest, that is wonderful to have occur!


Okay, now that there is only 2 days left in school for my girls, it is time for a "Dear So and So"...

Dear Choir "Teacher",

I have had *a lot* of years singing, and I do mean A LOT. I have been a part of some of the greatest Texas competition choirs, madrigals, solos, duets, trio, Jazz, you name it. I *know* music, and I know what makes for a fantastic Choral Director.

You, my dear, are NOT one.

I have never seen such an unmotivating, self-fulfilling, rude, nasty, uneducated, stupid teacher in my life. I had worked in the public school system as a teacher/interpreter for 17 years, and I thought I had seen it all...then came you.

I was a part of the 8th Grade Honors Choir at my school. We had a *full* choir, meaning Bass, Tenor, Alto, First and Second Soprano. Our choir teacher worked with *all* of us, bringing out our best and it showed with the competitions we won again and again. You...well, you have an "honors choir" consisting of 6 sopranos. Six...sopranos. That is sad and pathetic. You cannot tell me that out of the hundreds of kids you have you only have 6 that can sing. Or maybe, they are the only six *you* deem worthy... You kick kids off of duets and trios they have practiced and qualified for in lieu of placing your 6 pets. You will only take time to work and practice with the pets. I know this for a fact because you blow off my daughter and her other friends who are in your class when they ask, *beg*, for you to help them. You are a cow sucking bitch for doing that to these kids!! Guess what? They come to *me* for help with their parts now, because they know I know what I am doing. And I teach them *all* their parts...soprano and alto alike. You *cannot* force an alto to sing soprano, not matter how hard you try. Stupid slore.

I have been to the "concerts" you put on, and I use the word "concert" loosely. I see boys...I see girls. I hear only...sopranos. You have absolutely no tenor parts, no bass parts, no alto parts at all. You have sung songs that are simply beautiful when broken into 4-part harmony. You use one-part harmony. Makes for a very boring, dull "concert", and you can see on the kids faces that they are *not* enjoying or feeling the music at all.

You suck. You suck donkey rocks. I absolutely *dread* the day that my two youngest end up at the middle school if you are still there.

You are a giant piece of shit and a disgrace to choirs and choral teachers all over the planet. For the love of God and Goddess, you destroy any more children!



A mom who knows music and thinks maybe you should too

Ahhhhhh, I feel soooo much better now lol! Weight off my norks and my mind!

Have a great day y'all :).

Peace, Love and (look, my boobs fell off!!) Zombies \IiiI


Sleepy Cat Hollow said...

Congrats on the weight loss! Smaller boobies are wonderful, no?! I was extremely happy when mine started to dwindle. :)

Wonder if her ears are burning?

Diosa Del Desierto Corazon said...

I *hope* her ears are burning...OFF lol!!!

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