thursday thunks

Welcome to the April 15th (Tax Day) version of Thursday Thunks!
(which we always seem to post on Wednesday)
Where we make you think a little bit before you blog!

We pick a subject, and your job is to interpret it anyway you want. Write about it on your blog... simple as that. Maybe you can interpret it as a picture - we don't care!
Please only leave a link if you have written a Thursday Thunks post. Please mention us in your post, and link back to the blog here.
Don't forget to go visit the other participants' blogs. Read and comment about all their Thursday Thunks! Thats what all this is about afterall, isn't it? We'll have so much fun and become lifelong friends....

The TT questions are brought to you by Berleen, the color of daisies and the number 0.

Got your taxes done? My husband said he did, and so far the jerks from the IRS haven't shown up at my front door, so I trust him :)

What do batteries run on? Um, nothing. They don't have legs. Is that a trick question?

What do chickens think we taste like? Beef, which weirds out the cows a touch.

What do they call a French kiss in France? It's called the "Stick Your Tongue In My Ashtray" kiss.

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real
lemons? The dishwashing liquid makers got the corner on the citrus market, thus making it impossible for the lemon juice companies to get any real lemons.

How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said? Once, because at that point, if I still don't understand you, I suddenly just don't care what you have to say.

I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Darn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voice mail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away? Considering the fact that I avoid talking on the phone at all, I do have a theory on this. See, the guy who called you *knows* you were there, but assumes you were being an ass and ignored their call. So, they sit back and see your name come up on caller id, and figure that if you are going to ignore them, they are going to ignore you. A kind of, "See how *you* like it!" middle school kind of drama thing. This can go on for days, and is known as "phone tag". That, or you called them back in the middle of them leaving you a message. Either way, you suck for missing the call.

So Mel Gibson left his girlfriend - think he's finally heard of me? Let me think...you are a nobody, but, if you have a big enough bottle of Jack, he may just look in your direction.

Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore? I would say it is because it fixed the problem of the damn dog humping everything in his path.

Are you bothered that I didn't number these? Funny, didn't even notice until now. Now that I *do* notice, um, nope, still nothing.