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The Adventures Of Zuzu Zombie, Undead Detective

Sunday, December 6, 2009

stealing sunday-i can't sleep

Sunday Stealing: The Can’t Sleep Meme
I should be asleep. I have to drive to Novi in the morning to go Christmas shopping with the "family". It's Dons' aunt, cousins and Grandma I am going with. I have never done this before, or at least not for the last 20 years. Hard to call anyone "family" besides my hubs and children.


Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? Only if he hasn't brushed his teeth and had just eaten onions. Gross me out...

When is it hard to kiss someone? When they are dead, or swinging from a chandelier by their toes, or if they have no lips... that would definitely make it a challenge.

You're trapped in a room with your most recent ex for three days, what do you do? Treat him like crap and beat the hell out of him as he did me.

Does it matter to you if your significant other smokes? Nope. Wish he did at times...at least once in a while, maybe not always.

Have you ever regretted letting someone go? Not letting them go sooner maybe.

Where would you go if you were butt naked and locked out of your house? Why on Earth am I butt naked and outside in the first place?

Do you want to please everyone? Like a fooking fool I try...do I have to be locked nekked outside to achieve it???

Have you ever been called heartless? Yes I have and they still think I am because they have no idea who I really am.

Someone calls you at 3:00 AM, who do you expect it to be? Someone in the family telling me someone else is dead. Any call after midnight means that.

Does it matter if your significant other drinks? Depends on what. Are we talking Jack and Coke or human blood?

Could you go the rest of your life without doing drugs? So far so good, but there are moments....

Which is better, amazing eyes or an amazing smile? Neither. Amazing heart works for me.

Do you want to get married and have children one day? Already have and I have blessed for it, even on the cranky, let me kill everyone days.


Are you easy to get along with? Absolutely. Just don't get on my bad side. I'm just saying...

Do you ever want to go to sleep and not wake up? Not get out of bed, sure. Die in general, um, no, no day is that bad, even for a manic depressive like me.

Are you shorter than your Mom? I am 5'2 and when my mom died she was shorter than me. If I am shorter than her, I am an uglier troll than I thought.

Describe your life currently in one word: Chaotic

Are you on medication for anything? Crap OTC for my out-of-control acid reflux and hiatal hernia. I am afraid to go to the doctor for fear of finding out anything else being wrong.

Who would you allow to read your thoughts for one day? No one...ever...anywhere...no way in hell....nuh uh...

Are there things in your life that you will never be able to get over? Not being with my mom and dad when they passed. I will hold that pain forever.

If you woke up naked next to the last person you kissed, what would your reaction be? Massively disturbed, considering it was my 13 year old daughter!

3 comments:

Debbie said...

This was too funny.....and you could be outside naked if you were in your early 20's....had partied a bit too much with your boyfriend one night....spent the night at his house and had to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night but found some idiot had locked the bathroom door and shut it when they went out....and you thought going through the bathroom window would be a good idea....but wait, that wasn't you right? ;)

Texan Zombie Goddess said...

Debbie...I'll never tell rofl ;)!

Anonymous said...

I literally live off of TUMS. I refuse to go to the doctor for fear that they'll shove that endoscope down my throat again. No thanks.