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The Adventures Of Zuzu Zombie, Undead Detective

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

the queen's meme

Sometimes silly. Sometimes serious.
Always fun!
Step out of the box. Be creative.
Use your imagination.
No one's answers are quite like yours.

This meme is called

1. You are at a party in a very bad mood. There is an obnoxious guest with a camera snapping pictures of everyone in sight. Do you allow the photographs or ask them to stop?
Sure, as long as they don't mind if my middle finger ends up in each and every shot.

2. You are shopping and watch the lady beside you at the jewelry counter slip an expensive diamond ring in her purse. What do you do?
I walk over to her and stare at her until she puts it back. If she doesn't, I embarrass her openly, get her arrested, and get rewarded handsomely :).

3. You are on your way to a black tie affair and running late. You are the guest speaker at this event and everyone is waiting for you. A police officer pulls you over for speeding. Do you make up a story or tell him where you are going and try to talk your way out of the citation? Tell us your excuse. I'd be flirty and cute, make a joke, tell the truth and beg for a second chance. If that doesn't work, I really do have the cleavage to pull off a good one.

4. You are on your way downstairs on Christmas morning to see what Santa Claus left. There are no gifts under the tree. He leaves a note that reads, "You've been VERY naughty this year." What did you do??! If I told you, I'd have to kill you...and add you to my reindeer motif in the basement


5. You are halfway through a first date with someone you really like. Suddenly your ex walks in and sits down at the table beside you. What do you do?
Smile sweetly and introduce him to the new man. Then when the ex makes the slightest move towards me, I cower and say, "Please, don't hit me again! I'm sorry!"

6. You are on your way to meet a billionaire. She is going to give you enough money to live on for the rest of your life IF you can answer this question correctly: Which came first the chicken or the egg?
I'd begin an existential line of yammering that would make her eventually just give me the money to shut me the hell up.

7. You are on your way to the sun and moon and stars for an intergalactic vacation. You crash into a rainbow. What do you find in your pot of gold?
Ponies the poop butterflies, a recipe for fudge that makes you lose weight, the secret to perfect hair and the deed to a large plot of land in Texas.

3 comments:

Stacey said...

You are SUCH a blessing! Thank you, thank you, thank you SO much for your comment on my last blog post. And here's what happened...

I checked my comments from work (which is where I am now, too), and BAM, there was the ugly Brora one (which I think really clearly shows everyone else what type of people live here). My face was red for probably two hours after reading that comment, and then replying to it. Well, I went for a walk on my break, saw my husband who was bring the car to my workplace after his break, and the first words out of his mouth... "I saw it." But then he said, "yeah, but did you see Penny's and Pamela's comments?" We were both so blessed by what you had to say, and THANK YOU for always making me laugh!

It is a joy and a comfort to have blog friends like you and Pamela. We have prayed, and we have talked (Ian and I), and we think actually, this was all a good thing, because whoever Brora is will undoubtedly blab and share my blog, and maybe a REAL conversation will arise, and truth can be spoken. Pray for us. We are in a mission field, most definitely. In fact, as I write, the man at the desk next me insists that "Jesus is just a story, not truth." Help!

Love you, and thank God for you!

Stacey <><

Diosa Del Desierto Corazon said...

We can only hope and pray for the best. Some people just read a blog, but they don't understand the point behind it. I guess Pam and I just understand where you are coming from and know who you are...well, as well as a bloggy friend can lol. I am here for you love. I also noticed that "lucky Lucy" decided to be a weenie to, so I chatted her up a bit as well lol. Some people just don't know when to shut up lol!

Mejis said...

Ponies that poop butterflies? lmao