18 feet around, 4 feet deep, noodles and paddle boards as far as the eye can see...what more can a kid ask for? Yes, we are still only a short distance from the lake, but summer is rolling around, and it isn't the safest place to be. Its hard when you have a 6, 8 and 12 year old surrounded by 14/15/16 year old hormones in some of the smallest bathing suits you have ever seen...and that isn't including the 60 year old man who wanders around in his leopard print spandex bikini briefs (no, I ain't kidding!!!)
Next week, we will be picking up Stephanie's new reading glasses. Apparently, she has been getting headaches when reading, which is all the time. This is a piece of information I did not get unti lshe was sitting in the eye doctors' chair. Great time to find out, eh lol? She really does look cute in them, but this is just another thing she will have to keep track of, like her retainer. Oh joy.
Okay, because I am a bad bad girl, I will leave you with this mental picture. 60 year old man. Spandex bikini briefs. Leopard print. 80's Italian hairy caterpillar mustache. Nummy Nummy. The harder you try not to picture it, the worse it will get. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!