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The Adventures Of Zuzu Zombie, Undead Detective

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

the new toy

What are these two beauties smiling about. It would be the new pool that we have in the backyard, thanks to Craigslist and Don's desire to give his kids everything.

18 feet around, 4 feet deep, noodles and paddle boards as far as the eye can see...what more can a kid ask for? Yes, we are still only a short distance from the lake, but summer is rolling around, and it isn't the safest place to be. Its hard when you have a 6, 8 and 12 year old surrounded by 14/15/16 year old hormones in some of the smallest bathing suits you have ever seen...and that isn't including the 60 year old man who wanders around in his leopard print spandex bikini briefs (no, I ain't kidding!!!)

Next week, we will be picking up Stephanie's new reading glasses. Apparently, she has been getting headaches when reading, which is all the time. This is a piece of information I did not get unti lshe was sitting in the eye doctors' chair. Great time to find out, eh lol? She really does look cute in them, but this is just another thing she will have to keep track of, like her retainer. Oh joy.

Okay, because I am a bad bad girl, I will leave you with this mental picture. 60 year old man. Spandex bikini briefs. Leopard print. 80's Italian hairy caterpillar mustache. Nummy Nummy. The harder you try not to picture it, the worse it will get. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Enjoy \IiiI


2 comments:

Lisa Quing said...

Have fun with the pool! We decided not to put ours up this year and instead buy a membership to the water park in Dryden. I don't have time to keep track of the chemicals and make sure the pool is sparkly clean. lol

Anonymous said...

You are cruel! I'm trying to get it out of my mind!

PS the Electric is back on! Finally!