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The Adventures Of Zuzu Zombie, Undead Detective

Sunday, May 27, 2012

mr. lookatme strikes again

Goddess, this is beyond annoying!

I posted, a few hours after the kids from my daughters' party settled down and/or went home, how we were chilling out for the evening.  Mr. Anything-you-can-do-I-can-do-better, has now become Mr. Hey!-Look-At-Me!

We had the boys go home around 11 p.m., and the girls were up until around 1, then went to sleep because a few of them had work the next day.  Apparently, Mr. HLAM lets his little kids stay up til 6 a.m. to party, he was in charge of keep all of us safe at night when he was a hybrid of Rambo and Col. Nathan Jessup from "A Few Good Men".  You know, the "you want us on the NEED us on that wall!"  He was awake for 73 days straight with only a few moments of lite napping between the massive bombing manuevers.  He "had no choice" as he was "100% responsible to bring everyone home alive."


All of that from this status update:

Looks like everyone, including all the teen girls in my house, have gone to bed. Nitey nite from the ticket-deserving, no speed having, bumper kissing bumper scratchy happening Queen Texan Zombie Goddess.

Like a give a flying monkey fuck.  What an annoying douche.

Thank you, Mr. HLAM, for saving my life and never sleeping so I could take care of my kids properly.


Peace, Love and (next thing you know he will say he was  God's advisor at the beginning too) Zombies \IiiI


Magaly Guerrero said...

You mean that someone replied all of the third paragraph to your status update?

bingsy said...

Penny - I really don't think he's all there. I say do whatever you can to avoid him or ignore him. Continue with your cordial but pat responses on the comments. But try not to let him bother you. He's obviously a pathological liar, and that is a very difficult disorder to crack. He's also lonely. You can hide your posts from him. I know it sounds mean, but you sound like you can use a break from him, from any interaction with him. You don't have to feel guilty about how you feel.

Texan Zombie Goddess said...

Mags@ you better believe it. I may be blunt, but I don't exaggerate lol. Go to my FB page, you can see it from there lol.

Bingsy@ I have been actually. You may have noticed that I don't comment to 90% of what he says to me, but this one took the cake. I actually had nothing to do with the entire convo. It was between him and another friend lol. Oh well.

Magaly Guerrero said...

I figured that it was what you meant, but something inside me just didn't want to believe that someone was that unaware--my goodness.

I think I will agree with Bingsy, he must not be all there.

Magical Mystical MiMi said...

What is wrong with people?? I have a couple of people like that on my friend's list.. I hide my comments.