We all have them in our lives.
Those people who *live* to one-up you every chance they get.
The shitster was one of those for me my entire life.
I had a serious knife wound...she was shot in the head (no proof except for her rampant stupidity)
I went to school to become an interpreter...she had been an interpreter for years.
I had to be treated for carpal tunnel syndrome...she had had four surgeries.
You get the idea.
I have a new one of those in my life now. An e-maginary friend on facebook. Our only connection is a mutual friend and the fact we attended the same high school, different years.
We were discussing said friend, and I said, "I've know her for 25 years! I know this chick like the back of my hand lol!" To which this person replied, "Well, I've known her even *longer* and know her even *better*!"
Then it was from a post I put up the other day: "The wind is whipping at 30 mph up to 45!", to which said person replied, "Well, it was gusting to *60* here so deal with it!"
One day, it was particularly difficult with the girls, and I posted, "Sometimes it is so hard to have three girls!", to which this person replied, "Well, I'm raising two girls all by myself."
Not my fault, you want a gold star?
Today, it was when we were talking for some reason about weight. I said, "I've lost 50 pounds!", to which said person said, "Well, I lost 138!"
Oh for the love of goddess.
The best part, and this part that makes me laugh the most....
this isn't a girl...
IT'S A GUY!!!
Kinda sad when some dude has to constantly, and I mean *constantly*, one-up a female. The examples I gave are just a few.
Gotta love it.
Peace, Love and (wonder if I tell him I died and came back if he would tell me he is still dead) Zombies \IiiI