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The Adventures Of Zuzu Zombie, Undead Detective

Thursday, June 23, 2011

welcome to my massive boredom

And with massive boredom comes a meme I found on the ether. Here we go:

50 Questions

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
I need to color my hair.
2. How much cash do you have on you?
Absolutely 0
3. What’s a word that rhymes with DOOR?
4. Favorite planet?
Pluto bitches!
5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?
My oldest
6. What is your favorite ring tone on your phone?
"Unbelievable" by EMF
7. What shirt are you wearing?
My red love t-shirt
8. Do you label yourself?
Unfortunately yes
9. Name the brand of the shoes you’re currently wearing?
Hanes socks :)
10. Bright or Dark Room?
Dark please
11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
Got it from the ether, so I will assume he/she/it is awesome
12. What does your watch look like?
People wear watches????
13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Playing "Left For Dead 2"
14. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?
The curse of dissing Tron: Legacy
15. Where is your nearest 7-11?
El Paso, 2000 miles away
16. What's a word that you say a lot?
17. Who told you he/she loved you last?
18. Last furry thing you touched?
19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?
Tylenol Extra Strength, Excedrin Migraine and Claritin
20. How many rolls of film do you need developed?
People use film??
21. Favorite age you have been so far?
24, the last year I could be remotely selfish
22. Your worst enemy?
23. What is your current desktop picture?
A bunch of different desert pictures
24. What was the last thing you said to someone?
"That idiot is lucky he was wearing a bullet-proof vest. That bullet could have killed him!" For the record, we were watching "Tosh.0"
25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly what would it be?
Million bucks, duh! Then I could get those wing implants I always wanted.
26. Do you like someone?
Yes. Duh.
27. The last song you listened to?
"Lady Jesus" by The Galaxy Asteroid Tour
28. What time of day were you born?
5 a.m. I think. The memories are kind of hazy.
29. What’s your favorite number?
13 because of my father's intense fear of it.
30. Where did you live in 1987?
El Paso, Texas praise Goddess
31. Are you jealous of anyone?
I'm jealous of anyone still living in El Paso
32. Is anyone jealous of you?
Only if they are seriously stupid
33. Where were you when 9/11 happened?
Sitting at home chatting with friends, very pregnant with my youngest.
34. What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
Kick the fucker
35. Do you consider yourself kind?
36. If you had to get a tattoo, where would it be?
I have four so this question is a little late
37. If you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be?
I'm already fluent in Texanese, American Sign Language, Spanglish and Sarcasm, but Gaelic would be cool
38. Would you move for the person you loved?
I did, 2000 miles away from my hometown.
39. Are you touchy feely?
Depends on who is doing the touchy feeling.
40. What’s your life motto?
Here's to you and here's to me, and if we ever disagree, fuck you, here's to me.
41. Name three things that you have on you at all times?
Tissue, carmex and my Donkey Xote necklace
42. What’s your favourite town/city?
El Paso
43. What was the last thing you paid for with cash?
Spending money for the oldest to go to Cedar Point with her friend.
44. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper and mailed it?
Maybe 10 years ago
45. Can you change the oil on a car?
Yes I can, so there. My father was a total dick, but he did teach me that.
46. Your first love: what is the last thing you heard about him/her?
He is suffering from short term memory loss and is slowly dying from a brain infection. That's what happens when you abuse your girlfriend. But I'm not bitter.
47. How far back do you know about your ancestry?
Far enough I guess. Some French (unfortunately), Native American and Germany. No Spanish.
The last time you dressed fancy, what did you wear and why did you dress fancy?
It was so long ago I can't even pretend to remember. I am an at-home of three girls and part-time noon aide. Not exactly situations that require 4 inch heels and dresses.
49. Does anything hurt on your body right now?
I have a wicked headache, but that never changes.
50. Have you been burned by love?
Who hasn't???

Peace, Love and (wonder if I can find more...) Zombies \IiiI

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