Day 8- book that scares you.
Okay, y'all will probably laugh at me for this, but I am quite okay with that. The book that scares me the most is.....
Call it what you will: Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth, a love story, a weapon, it scares me. What scares me, you ask? It isn't the validity of it, because I choose to believe that it started out as a God inspired, God breathed book of the past. Now, it is a joke. 4000 different translations/versions/variations, all by different people, in their own private, this-is-how-I-see-it perspective. Here are a few:
the key word
the "Here's Hope"
blah blah blah blah blah blah.
You picking up what I am laying down?
The PC bible is my personal favorite, where there are no more pronouns like he or she because it may insult someone's delicate f'ing nature. I'm waiting for the texting bible. Should read something like this:
Genesis 1- N the bgng, Gd creted th hvns n rth. Nw, the rth wz 4mles n mt, drkns wz ovr the dep, n the sprit ov Gd wz hovrng ovr the watrs.
The people who "interpret" the Bible also terrify me. The ones who use it as a "WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIIIIIIIIIIIE TOMORROW....ERR, NEXT YEAR...2013.....GIVE ME YOUR MONEY!!!!" Hell, even those who believe that shit scare me....
How about I just believe that God loves me and leave it at that? Take your translations and shove them up your pious asses :).
Was that a subtle enough reason why lol??
Peace, Love and (god/dess love me no matter what i read) Zombies \IiiI