My zombie minions are confused, as you can see here:
ooohhh the confusion...it hurts us!
Christmas is coming and will soon be gone. After that, we have New Year's. With New Year's comes New Year's resolutions. The check list of what to do different this year that we didn't this past year even though this past year we said we would do differently the same things that we did previous years before but completely screwed up on all those others years previous. You get the picture I hope.
Usually, the top contender for everyone, from the 650 lb. teenager on TLC to the pro-ana nerd bomb on your Google search is this:
To lose weight.
Well, I am doing that.
Have been since April, to the tune, so far, of 48 lbs. and 4 dress sizes.
This is where the problem comes in.
"What?" you may say. "Problem...with losing weight? We do not understand oh Texas Queen of the Dead! Please explain!"
Okay, I will.
My problem is: what the hell do I put at the top of the list now? I am incredibly proud of losing weight and changing my habits, so I don't need to put some bullshit promise to myself to do so. I guess I could put "Stop cussing so fucking much" or "Figure out which side of the religious fence to sit on". Maybe I could try to embrace Michigan....
So, the question posed to y'all is this:
What will you put on your list this year, and what should I put on mine?
Peace, Love and (indecision 2011) Zombies \IiiI