The stuff that little Texan zombie goddesses are made of, living where the brains are served warm and the sarcasm is served raw.

The Adventures Of Zuzu Zombie, Undead Detective

Thursday, July 29, 2010

bring in the zombies

I don't care about Obama and his dumbass, undeserved Noble Peace Prize or Iowa acting stupid.

I don't care about freaking Sherrod and her allowable racism and subsequent suing of a blogger.

I don't care about Anne Rice and her dis-infranchised Catholic turned Christian turned non-Christian to try to revive her dying fan base. Nor do I care if spelled it wrong or not.

I do not care about Arizona's illegal's act nor the piece of shit judge who thinks that illegals need to be treated better than legal citizens.

Fook em all.

Please Lord God, let the zombies come and eat all these assholes. Please please please.

I, instead, care about the new season of "Jersey Shore", Kahlua, 80's music, my desperate need to get back to El Paso and losing weight. I could also use a cigarette. Yes, I said CIGARETTE. Smokey smokey coffin nail.

I am at 31 lbs. 19 more and I can begin begging to go to El Paso.

I care about that too.

And zombies.

A zombie uprising.

With me as their gorgeous Texan Goddess.

"Eat the assholes my zombie minions!" I would say. "Go get em!!!"

Munchy crunchy smokey drinky.

It's all good.

Peace, Love and (where is my lighter??) Zombies \IiiI


5 comments:

Leeanna said...

OMG!!! How Cool!!! I'm from El Paso too. Northeast side near Trans Mountain. I worked at what used to be the lab at Columbia West Hospital and is now Las Palmas before my hubby/plaything kidknapped me and dragged me out to Seguin (pronounced Segeen). What part of El Paso you from?

Diosa Del Desierto Corazon said...

Hey Leeanna!!

I'm from the Northeast too! Lived on Aphrodite Dr. across from H.E. Charles Middle School (Junior High when I attended). Fannin, H.E., graduated from Andress in '89, hung out at Veteran's Pool all the time, ate at the Village Inn every weekend to recover from our nights at J-town. I never would have left except that my husband/plaything kidnapped me after he left the Army and moved me to, *sigh*, Michigan lol.

Another N.E. Chica!!!! So cool!!! :)

Cogent Ascending said...

OMG, I had no idea someone else out there also wanted to be a zombie queen and send the undead minions out into the world to devour the stupid.
Can I be your Co-Queen??
Or the Zombie Queen of vegas perhaps??

Tina said...

I'm going to have to agree with you about the zombies. Bring 'em on, please!

Leeanna said...

OK I need to get a grip here. I'm an Andress Eagle too. Back in 72. Holy crapola!!! Small world. My mom lives on Dalhart near McCombs. I used to go sking up at Cloudcroft NM. Spent my days climbing the mountains off Trans Mountain highway. Even hang glided off it once on the West side. Last time I was in El Paso was in 2004. It's only an 8 hour drive for me...12 hours if David drives. Go figure. Haven't been able to go back yet because so much crap happening in the past years since. I still have loads of friends that I miss dearly. One day I'll be able to get back for another visit. Damn I miss home.I love the pictures you put up at the top on your blog. They remind me of when I used to hike up the mountain. The poppies are my fav. Thanks