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Wednesday, March 10, 2010

thursday thunks

Thursday Thunks... it's happened.
Welcome to the March 11th version of Thursday Thunks!
(which we always seem to post on Wednesday)
Where we make you think a little bit before you blog!
We pick a subject, and your job is to interpret it anyway you want. Write about it on your blog... simple as that. Maybe you can interpret it as a picture - we don't care!
Please only leave a link if you have written a Thursday Thunks post. Please mention us in your post, and link back to the blog here.
Don't forget to go visit the other participants' blogs. Read and comment about all their Thursday Thunks! Thats what all this is about afterall, isn't it? We'll have so much fun and become lifelong friends....

This week we will answer some crazy questions brought to you by Berleen, the color of opals, and the number a thousand more than last week.

1. What is your favorite kind of cookie?
I am really not a cookie fan, believe it or not.

2. If a birds wing falls asleep, does it hurt when it tries to flap it's wings or does that make it feel better? He won't feel a thing cuz he will be dead at the bottom of the tree.

3. Water - tab, bottle, filtered or....??? Okay, first, what the hell is "tab" water. Are we talking like the water filtration tabs they give when you are in the military? Otherwise, bottled works. It is always cold.

4. Would you (or do you) have a stripper pole installed in your home? Pfft, why the heck not??

5. Do you still have any Christmas decoration up? Yes, lights on the front porch. I’m a redneck.

6. What brand of camera do you have? It's pink and digital

7. Why do paint colors have weird names? Because saying that the room is "Fairy Forest Green" is better than, well, green.

8. Which toe is your favorite and which foot is it on? I love my pinkie toes. Even though I have broken the right one 3 times, I am double jointed and can curl them over the one next to it.

9. What would you do if a celebrity sneezed in your face? Wipe it on their expensive Gucci shirt.

10. If a stranger came to your door and asked for a glass of water, would you give it to them? Depends on if the stranger is wearing a hockey mask or has knives for fingers.

11. The government has asked that you pick the newest national holiday - what is it? National Beat The Shit Out Of The President And His Family Day

12. How many toothpicks could you fit into a beer can? Like I care as long as I get to drink the beer

13. Whats the weirdest excuse you ever gave for missing school or work...or heck, even a social function, date, whatever? Tire blowout...maybe not weird but it worked.

14. Can we stop now? We can always stop. The question is "may we stop"....duh.

3 comments:

Mejis said...

I like your holiday. I think it would rank up there with Halloween and Christmas for most people.

Debbie said...

HOW, I ask, can you not like cookies?? That can't be possible...life without cookies!! :)

Diosa Del Desierto Corazon said...

Mejis@ thanks lol.

Debbie@ I know...I think I am retarded...