I understand wanting people to wear *less* perfume and yes, I get allergies, but to sue, and win $100K, because of someone's shampoo scent, is absolutely assinine. Now, the city of Detroit, which already stinks up to high heaven, is putting in a place a *ban* on anything with scent, like lotions, perfumes, body washes and, my favorite, deodorant. Can't wait to see who sues next due to the fact that they have vomited all over someone because of their horrible body odor, since they won't be able to wear deodorant anymore. Choke on your money you selfish and smelly assed bruja.
Defiant and sweet smelling til the end
Dear Detroit Public School District,
You suck and I am sooooo glad I don't have any child that attends your shitty schools, or should I say *school*, since I don't think you have but one that you haven't shut down.
Mom with children who read and have books in class...oh, and a school to attend...
Dear Oldest Offspring,
I am so very proud of you and the hard work you do every day. You are excelling in school, you have signed up for AP classes for high school, you are beautiful, talented, and an all-around awesome kid. I love you, even if your 14 year-old hormones make me want to run you over with the car sometimes :).
Your loving and appreciative mom