"what if" meme

This is supposed to be a "Stealing Sunday" meme, but I was checking up on Meji's and started clicking on her followers links, which lead me to Driven To Distraction. You know me, I can't pass up a meme, but, be warned, this one is slightly stupid...

Sunday Stealing (on Wednesday): The "What If" Meme

1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?

Well, I could say Obama, but look who would take over after him. Hmmm...lemme think...oh, got it...Adam Lambert.

2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?

Once again, Adam Lambert. Meh. Double meh.

3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?

Obama, definitely, followed by Oprah, who brought this hack to the forefront.

4. What is your favorite cheese?

Cracker Barrel Sharp Cheddar

5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind will you make?

I'm not a huge sandwich person, but I guess if I had to choose one, I'd say deli turkey on crusty Italian.

6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice?

That is sooooo easy. Hugh Jackman.

7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who do you pick?

Err, none. Yup, none. Back in the 80's, it would have been either Alice Cooper or Henry Rollins.

8. Now that you’ve slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy s***, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?

One of three things: books, cds, or lip gloss ;).

9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?

Texas, duh.

10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Wow! Now that you are in the new location, what are you gonna do?

Get together with Opolis and Gnome, buy a bottle of Patron Silver, some oranges and cinnamon, and watch "Hellraiser" until our eyes bleed.

11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. It is…?

Bailey's Chocolate Mint!!!

12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?

El Paso, 2001 to stand up for myself.

13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?

Easy: no stupid people :).

14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what’s the premise?

"Adventures of a Texas Zombie Girl". She goes around helping people out and sampling all the local, um, flavors :).

15.What is your favorite curse word?

The 'f' word and any variation thereof. I have come up with some doozies.

16.One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?

Unravel them all then vaccum. Whole other situation if you had said zombies.

17. Your house is on fire, holy crap! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the item?

My bead box!!!!

18. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?

This is so depressing I ain't a-gonna answer it.

19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What’s it gonna be?

Moving backwards and forwards in time.

20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?

Any time with my mom and dad.

21.You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

But some horrible experiences weave back and forth out of my life, so that would be really hard.

22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool stuff… you can move to anywhere else in the world! Excellent! What country are you going to live in now?

Again, Texas, or if I can't do that, Mexico, because it is close to Texas...and yes, Texas *is* a country!

23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?

Spanky's, 1990 version. I loved that place.

24. Hopefully you didn’t mention this in the super-powers question…. If you did, then we’ll just expand on that. Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like “Dude, check it out…I can FLOAT!”?

Okay...lame.

25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life?

Heath Ledger.

26. The Celestial Gates of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person, etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?

My mom.

27. What’s your theme song?

I have two: "Stand In The Rain" by Superchic(k) and "Only" by NIN.