And...here we go!
1. All children alarm their parents, if only because you are forever expecting your life to become a scene from "Taken".
2. Show me a good loser and I will show you a day without me being sarcastic!
3. Sex is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs at one time. Good for the moment, but then there is always a mess to clean up.
4. Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy being dead and leaving it to the self-absorbed, uneducated, moronic sympathizers. (I don't mean anyone inparticular, this is just my general feel about politics lol)
5. I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine socks and a laundry basket and make a clean bedroom!!!
6. It is impossible to think of any good meal, no matter how plain or elegant, without garlic, Texas Hot Salt or a cold beer in it.
7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to nothing, tomorrow my plans include another graduation party (this stupid state and their "open houses") and Sunday, I want to celebrate Father's Day!