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1) Well Pam, which way you going? Left or right?
2) Yeah, OK, I have an idea. We draw straws and the loser runs across the lot with a ham sandwich.
3) You were born with an asshole, Doris, you don't need Chuck.
4) Me and you all three. Woohoo, lets boogie.
5) He got me, Charley! He bit me! You know what you're gonna have to do now, don't you? Kill me. Kill me, Charley... before I turn into a vampire, and... GIVE YOU A HICKEY!
6) I had two big accidents in my life Diego, the trolley and you... You are by far the worse.
7) I am an actress, Mr. Robinson, not a doormat. Do not attempt to wipe your boots on me.
8) Your small minds are musclebound with suspicion. That's because, the only exercise you ever get is jumping to conclusions.
9) Well, f*** layman's terms! Do you speak English?
10) I am not a foreman in one of your mills that you can command. I am your fiancée.
11) The details of your incompetence do not interest me.
12) Shoes like these should not be locked in a closet!
13) Explorers in the further regions of experience. Demons to some. Angels to others.
14) Anti-wrinkle cream there may be, but anti-fat-bastard cream there is not.
15) You can only get meat two ways around here - frozen or burned.
16) Considering I've been attacked by genetically-engineered monsters, jumped off a moving vehicle, been chased across a paddock, dragged into a torture chamber, pulled into a mountain of rotting flesh--yes, my hormones need f***ing balancing.
17) It's not our fault, they pulled a mind scramble on us. They opened their eyes and talked.
18) I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.
19) Negative, I am a meat popsicle.
20) Two against the world, baby. Two against the world.
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These are all movies I either own or have watched so many times I can quote them in my sleep. Now, some of these movies are a scosh off the main trail, so if you get them you a) know me very well, b) are as messed up as me, or c) you cheated, tsk tsk lol.
Have fun.
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1 comment:
Sorry, I am clueless! lol You need to get Marla to look at these! And my ex-bil Kenneth. lol
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